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- 29 March 2013 at 7:54 pm #3095
Got any good car jokes? Share them here.
What do you call a Dacia convertible? A skip.
How do you double the resale value of a Dacia? Fill the tank with fuel.30 March 2013 at 12:05 am #3118
Ah, the old Škoda/Lada jokes live on…
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Murphy’s Car Is StolenFuel Gauge – Dollars
Murphy’s wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.’ What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. ‘I don’t know she replied, but I got the licence plate’. :mrgreen:7 August 2016 at 10:38 pm #93288
A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says ‘Audi!’10 August 2016 at 3:21 pm #93487
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has its pricks are on the outside.AuthorPosts