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    Stuart Masson
    Stuart Masson
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    Got any good car jokes? Share them here.

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    andrewtaylor
    andrewtaylor
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    What do you call a Dacia convertible?  A skip.

    How do you double the resale value of a Dacia?  Fill the tank with fuel.

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    Stuart Masson
    Stuart Masson
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    Ah, the old Škoda/Lada jokes live on…

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    Murphy’s Car Is StolenFuel Gauge – Dollars

    Murphy’s wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.’ What did he look like?, the sergeant asked. ‘I don’t know she replied, but I got the licence plate’. :mrgreen:

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    richoeyes
    Richo

    A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says ‘Audi!’

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    andrewtaylor

    Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
    A porcupine has its pricks are on the outside.

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